IHeartRadio is just stupid.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/15/2015 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

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“There’s a ton of amazing songs out there that you just never, ever hear, such as this one from Kansas:” *Carry On My Wayward Son starts playing*

This wasn’t the app, this was an actual radio station with an actual deejay saying this.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:05

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Same with Pandora.

pjhusa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:07

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I HATE heartradio.

I DO NOT HEART IT. I HATE IT.

IT’S A CRAPPY APP, LOADED WITH ADVERTISEMENTS AND HAS A CRAP UI.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:10

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Spotify. Best.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 09/15/2015 at 18:15

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No this is an actual radio station with an actual deejay saying this.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pjhusa 09/15/2015 at 18:16

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This is the radio station, not the app. This was said by an actual deejay.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:17

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wat

wow

srsly

wow

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:19

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Here. I promise you will probably never, ever hear this on any station choose to listen to.

Frank Zappa- Jazz From Hell

pjhusa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:42

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Oh. Didn’t see that

I HATE THE APP THO

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/15/2015 at 18:47

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There is probably a reason for that. Here is another song you will never hear on the radio:

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 18:52

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You dare compare that to Frank Zappa! GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN FROM MY SIGHT! IMMEDIATELY!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/15/2015 at 18:56

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Umm... that song you posted sounds like a kid playing with an electric keyboard.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 20:37

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Listen to it until you get it. It’s sort of like scotch, you won’t like it the first time you have it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/15/2015 at 20:38

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I have tried scotch multiple times, still don’t like it.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 20:41

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Got to find the right one.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/16/2015 at 05:58

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it’s probably been on ABC-TV’s “RAGE” though.